When I have the luxury of choosing where I eat, I will choose restaurants with creative and appealing and delicious vegan options. When I go to a restaurant that is not my choice, I am usually able to make the best of it and am content with pretty much anything, complete meal or not. Obviously, if I go to The Keg, my dining experience isn't going to be as great as that of my omnivore friends because I'll be seriously limited in my selection and will likely have to settle for a few random sides and maybe a salad if I'm lucky. I'll still go because I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to spend time with my friends or insist that every restaurant we go to has decent vegan options. I'll probably nibble my dry baked potato (it'll only be dry if I forget to bring my own Tupperware midget full of Earth Balance butter and Tofutti sour cream) and down a few martinis to keep myself entertained, enjoying everyone's company. And then I'll just head to The Naam afterwards for some Dutch Apple Cranberry Pie with a scoop of vanilla Tofulatti to salvage the evening. They're open 24-7 y'all. It's all good. I'm easy.
The problem with cruising is that it's not like I just have one "vegan at The Keg" dinner to sit through. It's Every. Single. Night. My family had a set dining time in a set dining room, and it was an awesome way to reconnect at the end of the day and spend time together. That is, after all, the purpose of cruising with people you love and don't get to see very often. And I thought that since they actually had a "VEGAN" box for me to click on my pre-cruising profile, they would totally be on board with rockin' vegan alternatives.
Especially considering the growing awareness of food allergies and intolerances, of which dairy is pretty huge, I would have expected a staff that serves such a huge variety of people from all over the world would totally be educated in this area and the menu would feature dining alternatives that work for a variety of food intolerances and lifestyle choices, which would limit the special meals that would have to be prepared. I feel for a chef and prep crew that has to feed thousands of people at a time, and then has to deal with special dining requests. I actually didn't think my specialty diet was all that special.
When it came to dinner on the ship, my family (all 15 of us) had a scheduled dining time of 6pm every evening. I really enjoyed this, as we were always sure to see each other at least once during the day, even if we spent that day doing different things.
The dining room was elegant, there were a couple of formal nights over the course of the week, and it was a really classy experience every night. We had two tables for all of us, and it was really nice to just sit and visit and share the day's experiences. Everyone ordered off a menu that changed nightly, and the food was always really beautifully prepared and creative, especially considering the sheer number of people the kitchen had to serve.
On our first night there the head waiter sought me out, aware of my vegan food preference from when I filled out my personal profile. I told him that I wasn't picky and I was happy to eat anything off the regular meal that happened to be vegan, and if there were no vegan entrees I was happy to eat whatever they came up with. Seems simple enough.
So that first night I thought I was in luck, seeing a vegan by default melon appetizer on the menu. It was refreshing, and a pretty perfect way to start off this dinner experience.
The kitchen wasn't prepared to do a special meal that first evening, so I just ordered a pasta dish off the regular menu, minus the chicken. Easily veganized without the chicken, right?
Apparently not, as it turned out they weren' big on individualizing a mass prepared dish by making one without chicken. Swell.
The next evening I had a specially prepared vegan entree coming, so as the waiter was taking our orders I asked him if he could just let me know whether any appies on that night's menu were meat & dairy free. He suggested the chilled peach soup and salad.
The soup was very good...like eating peachy applesauce.
Then as the waiter was putting my salad down in front of me he said, "Oh sorry, there's cheese."
Yup, there was. And apparently he missed the bacon.
Ok. So first they can't hold the chicken when I order pasta, and now they recommend a salad with cheese and bacon.
Yup, there was. And apparently he missed the bacon.
That's ok. I'm a passive, happy Virgo who never wants to be that annoying pain in the ass vegan who's all picky and difficult at dinner just because she doesn't want to eat carcasses and titty milk.So I thank him for the salad and eat around the cheese and bacon. After all, the staff is crazy busy, and it's only the second night. There's still plenty of time to figure it out.
When my specially prepared entree comes it's pasta with the same delicious sauce from the night before and some deep fried, flavourless tofu. Essentially the same dish two nights in a row, but whatever. It did taste very good (except for the ho-hum tofu).
Luckily my godson was able to keep me entertained to make up for the boring tofu.
As the nights went on, when it came to dinner service, I came to realize that this vegan thing was more of an inconvenience than I thought it would be. I did have vegan entrees coming each night, but our dinners consisted of four courses (2 appies, entree, dessert), so I was always inquiring about whether any appetizers that night were vegan. The waiter was always pleasant and very friendly, but he never really seemed to know anything for sure, and it became apparent over the course of the week that he never bothered to find out in advance. I get that he had a ton of people to serve each night, but I figured it would be way easier for him to just ask someone in the know what appies were vegan friendly that night and let me know rather than having to deal with me asking him about each appy that looked potentially vegan.
Waiter: Good evening! So today you can order ____________ or ____________.
Good evening! Today you can order ___________ but it comes with <animal product>.
Good evening! Sorry, no appetizers are ok for you today.
Me: Thank you very much :)
Waiter: Good evening! What would you like?
Me: Is there any dairy in the <appy option 1>?
Waiter: Ummmm....yes, I think so.
Me: Ok, how about the <appy option 2>? Any dairy in that?
Waiter: Ummmm....I'm not sure. *Starts getting fidgety because he has a crapload of other orders to take and time is tight*.
Me: What about <appy option 3>? Is that one safe? Can you recommend something?
Waiter: *looks over at menu* Well, you could try the...hmmm... <appy option 4>...no wait that's made with cream....um...this one has shrimp...
Me: Ok, I'll just get <appy option 2>, but can you check if there's dairy in it, and if there is, then I'll pass.
Me: Thank you very much :)
Waiter: Good evening! What would you like?
Me: Is anything safe today?
Waiter: Hmmm...no, I don't think so.
*Waiter proceeds to take everyone else's orders. Just before he leaves our table I inquire again...*
Me: What about the <appy option 1>? It seems ok. Is it made with cream?
Waiter: Oh...ummm. No, that's fine.
Me: Ok, I'll have the <appy option 1>. Thank you very much :)
Elegant and absolutely delicious pineapple wedge with honey (it's a grey area for me) and pistachios. I left the ricotta cheese behind.
Another chilled soup...I think it was cantelope this time.
Kiwi and grapefruit with fruit puree.
Really good salad. Yummy dressing.
Salad. Not memorable.
Another salad. Also not memorable.
And of course, bread. Yes, that is my Tupperware midget of Earth Balance,
which came in very handy. I know. I'm a loser.
And now....bring on the entrees! I never stated any preference for my specialty entrees; I just trusted whatever they wanted to prepare.
Veggie stirfry with tofu. Or Tofu stirfry with veggies. It was all right. Same boring tofu as before. But whatever. It was food.
This one was just depressing. An entree of mushrooms, rice, and yam fries. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? This is like the absolute least inspired meal I think I've ever had.
Getting better. I LOVE cabbage, and the browned garlic gave this whole dish really great flavour. Thumbs up.
Pretty. Grilled eggplant & zucchini. Tasty sauce. Enjoyable.
More grilled veg. Tasted good, but been there, done that.
Stuffed pepper. A bit more creative, but stuffed with uninspired white rice. I love asparagus, though.
That was the world of Ruby Princess vegan entrees in a nutshell. I appreciated the effort...except for the mushroom & rice night. Seriously, what was that?? Effing mushrooms and white rice for dinner? Yah, there's something to replenish the body at the end of an eventful day. Really, Princess? Really??
But really, I appreciated having something to eat alongside my family in our elegant dining space. Did the food fill me up? Yes. Would I consider any of those Ruby Princess vegan entrees good enough to place on a menu somewhere? With the exception of the pasta with the delicious tomato sauce, probably not. When you really think about it, these entrees were nothing more than glorified side dishes. I really liked the cabbage dish with browned garlic, but did it constitute a complete meal? Hmmm... they threw a potato on there for some carbs. Cool.
If these are the types of meals people think vegans eat on a regular basis, I can totally see why they would be asking the 66,000 dollar question, "But where do you get your protein?"
And let's not forget dessert. The only thing I was able to eat for dessert, out of the kajillions of cookies, pastries, cakes, frozen delights, brownies, mousses, tarts and the like, was sorbet.
Don't get me wrong. I friggen love sorbet. But when you are a dessert enthusiast and you're ON VACATION and you're trapped on a ship and sorbet is the only thing available ON YOUR VACATION and you can't drive down to The Naam for Dutch Apple Cranberry Pie with a scoop of Tofulatti, or pick up a vegan vanilla cupcake from Whole Foods, it gets a bit redundant.
Delicious flavours. But night after night, even the most delicious, creative sorbet (just like oatmeal and fruit for breakfast) got redundant.
Once again, I was grateful my godson was around at dinner to break up the sorbet monotony.
When it comes to being able to offer a great vegan cruising experience, these guys aren't there yet. Food is a huge part of cruising and vacationing in general, and though I don't expect to have the same selection as my omnivorous peers, it would be awesome to see the same kind of care and creativity and passion go into the specialty meals that they put into their general culinary fare. Cruise ship food is meant to impress. I'm not there to gorge, but I would have appreciated being impressed.
I was content. But definitely not impressed.
This pretty much solidifies my assertion that cruising, though it has its awesome moments, is not for me. And the awesome moments were there.
Movies Under the Stars? Definitely for me.
(and yes that is a Cleos chocolate peanut butter cup. I did bring some of my own stash anticipating the titty-milk laden desserts that awaited me on board)
Reading under the sun? (And reading something other than English 10 essays?) Definitely for me.
(not exactly light, recreational reading, but definitely one of the most valuable and eye-opening reads ever)
Watching my sister swim to her heart's content in turquoise water? Definitely for me.
Finding a restaurant called Blue Bitch Bar and a town called Cockburn? Definitely for me.
Dance parties with the coolest dancing partners ever? Definitely for me.
Discovering Guavaberry Rum Coladas? Most definitely for me :)
Getting off the ship in Ft. Lauderdale to find Rob the Husband (who I left back in Vancouver as he was unable to join us on the cruise) waiting to surprise me?
Yah, that was pretty cool.
Until I realized how much it cost him to fly out for just a couple of days so he could surprise me as I got off the cruise ship. Then I was kinda choked. And horrified. I contemplated selling an organ to make up the difference. Surely someone in Florida could use a kidney? I had one to spare.
But then he gave me a vegan chocolate donut he got from Whole Foods, and all was right in my world again.
Because vegan chocolate donuts make everything (even reconciling the loss of a few thousand dollars in the name of a sweet romantic gesture) better.